Welcome back to The Queue, the daily Q&A column in which the WoW Insider team answers your questions about the World of Warcraft. Matthew Rossi is the dark force behind a triptych folded cardboard sheet with a lot of tables printed on it today.
It’s no secret that I spent a lot of time playing pen and paper RPG’s. This is a story from one of those.
Friend of mine was running a Werewolf: The Apocalypse game, one of White Wolf’s original “Noun: Definite Article Gerund” games. I actually liked both Werewolf and Mage: The Awakening, just because you could do some crazy stuff in these games. I turned an ancient vampire into a chair once! Paid for that one in paradox, whoo boy. Anyway, so we’re at the table, all of us playing werewolves (as you do) and we’ve discovered that the mayor of the city is in league with the Wyrm (the game’s ultimate antagonist, think Sargeras meets a Captain Planet villain) and has a host of Nexus Crawler minions waiting for us. One of our more (up to that point, anyway) meek and mild players is incensed with this betrayal and she says “I’ll tear out his heart for this!”
The GM smirks and says “First you have to get past his private army of fomori.”
She takes off her glasses, stands up straight and says with an actual growl “Put them in front of me.”
And that, my friends, is why I love gaming. Put them in front of me. Let’s get on with the show!
Question: Why is there not a third phase in the Vale of Eternal Blossoms? I love the first phase — when you first enter and all the pandaren are coming in for the first time. It feels like you’re part of something big. Then when you hit 90 and start the Golden Lotus quests, you get a second phase where you’re holding off the Sha attacks and the mogu and everything. The dailies kind of dragged on, but I love how the story ended with the epic quest at the end. Then I turned the quest in, saved everything….and flew over the same bad guys still there on my way out.